I saw this nature photographer wearing earth tones, but i am pretty sure the hundreds of screaming kids with snow cones were blowing his cover.
I had a fun day, it was a little crowded, but i got to see all kinds of animal asses!
In 1981, I dressed up as this. I have no idea what it is and after scouring the internet, i have not come up with a definitive conclusion. If anyone has any ideas, please post a comment so that I don’t end up going fucking bonkers in a looney bin!!
As you all probably know, yesterday was Halloween! I spent the day with friends, picking out pumpkins and carving them. Here are some photos of what we saw.
Jorge and Beth had their house all decked out for Halloween. We were greeted by this kick ass zombie!
My favorite part about the pumpkin patch was that there were all kinds of scarecrows, which they called Dummies. Here is a picture of me with one of the dummies. I thought she was supposed to be Hilary Clinton, but there was another scary dummy that look more like her elsewhere.
His churro stand was open for business.
Arnold was driving a tractor when he died.
Check out this Hillary Clinton! She reminded me of Ed Grimley, i must say.
The Gimpy Gilmi Pirate.
This werewolf had some ass problems.
West World’s Yul Brynner was an ass man!
Stevi with Old Man Front Butt!
I got to say what’s up to my man Barack !
My friend Shawn made this sweet Ghostbusters pumpkin. The face was actually carved into the back of the pumpkin.
Jorge made this full moon pumpkin.
And i made this Conan O’Lantern
A week ago i posted some pictures of some whack shit that i found around some local bargain stores. Tonight i went to a new Savers’ location here in Anaheim. Check out this whack-ass shit i saw!
Anyone have any need for a baby doll head and hands trapped in a bag?
This is a pretty great Cheetah Mirror. It would look great in my Rumpus Room.
Q: What kind of carpenter would carve out a 3d Jesus poster?
Don’t look at me. I didn’t do it.
No caption necessary.
I was stoked about this old school Mead Folder, but then got especially stoked when i noticed the skater looks like Stevie from Eastbound and Down!
I moved on from the weird picture section to the creepy statue zone.
“Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper?” — Um i think i have the wrong cell block.
I just took his word for it. I did not pick him up to check.
A classic case of “Green Lion Holding a Raven”
They had a few of these, but the fucking racist plate makers didn’t design a Punjab.
But it’s a Deadly Rage!
And finally, this dude was watching his Netflix app with a Dart Board on his stomach!
First off, it was a really nice day. So nice in fact, that there was a Slave 1 cloud in the sky.
We went to the Ghetto Ralph’s Grocery Store and noticed that they had their Christmas shit out already…or was it still out from last year?
We went to the 99¢ Store and poked around their Halloween section. It was really spooky.
This costume packaging cracked me up!! Look at how bad that photoshop job is. Look how amazingly bowed that kid’s arms are and look how his head is obviously not on that body. Talk about brilliant!! I should have bought it.
I am going to assume that this weapon is a gun.
When at the 99¢ Store, i would advise staying away from getting the Mission Impossible 3 Sour Gummies. They are probably old.
We ended up at WalMart, because surely they carried Glo-Balls. I saw these three cups in the Banquet freezer. It could only mean one of three things. 1) McDonald’s drinks were on sale for 88¢. 2) People could not find a trash can and were lazy assholes about it. 3) Three people had drinks with melted ice and needed to keep them cold while they looked through the $5 DVD bin. I like to think it was the third one.
We ended up at a Halloween store that was located at an abandoned Circuit City. They had some pretty great displays. This guy has seen better days. Incidentally that is the same way my cat sleeps at night.
This kid is going to get molested…by himself!
This was my favorite costume that they had at the store, but it was weird that they didn’t have a Gumby.
They will make slutty costumes of anybody……
…Or for anybody. I have no clue what this is for but it is fucking weird, right?