Mad Libs Monday – Burp!

Mad Libs Monday

Gerald “The Entertainer” had everything a(n) Assless Donkey could ask for. He had Fucking Horrible food, a big, Insanely Retarded bed, and the “Mother Fucking” Apel family to look after him.

One morning Gerald “The Entertainer” woke up. “I’m hungry!” he said. He went down to the The Shitter but everyone in the “Mother Fucking” Apel family was still asleep. “I guess I’ll have to find my own breakfast,” he said.

Gerald “The Entertainer” went outside and Screwed down the street. On the sidewalk, he saw a(n) Incredibly Smelly Dump. “Gulp!” Down went the Dump. “Not bad!” said Gerald “The Entertainer”.

Next, Gerald “The Entertainer” headed for the park. There he found a pair of Tits just sitting on a bench. “Gulp! Gulp.” Down went the Tits. “Mmmm, Heinous!” said Gerald “The Entertainer”.

Gerald “The Entertainer” was feeling very Skanky as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. “Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!” Gerald “The Entertainer” swallowed Goddam Kirby’s Adventure and That Pile of Shit E.T. Atari Game whole.

MOTHER FUCKER!! It must be time to go home,” said Gerald “The Entertainer”. He Whored back home and up the stairs to his Insanely Retarded bed.

“Breakfast! Time for breakfast, Gerald “The Entertainer”!” called Mrs. “Mother Fucking” Apel.

“I don’t feel very well,” groaned Gerald “The Entertainer”. “It must have been those Cow Dung I ate for supper last night.” Burp!

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