Mad Libs Monday – The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every year my town, Ralph “The Body” Apelville hosts the Fall Festival of Dung-Filled Pumpkins. It’s a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Naked Nancy Sinatra Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and Fuck in the last of the Tom-Foolery weather. My favorite booth is the one that serves fried Vaginas on a stick!
This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Pablo Mother Fucking Cruise came to play on the Ralph “The Body” Apelville Stage! It was the best concert ever. While Pablo Mother Fucking Cruise played, One Goddamn Billion Farting Hyena sang along. But that wasn’t half as amazing as the fact that the Farting Hyena sang better than Pablo Mother Fucking Cruise. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the Farting Hyena won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!