Mad Libs Monday – “Adventures Abroad”
One of the most interesting places in the world to visit is Butt-Crackistan. This place has everything! There are Fucking Smelly mountains for Nude Crunking, and lakes that are perfect for Masterbating.
Just A Fucking Dozen years ago, Donkey Shows were discovered in Butt-Crackistan. Since then, people have been traveling from all over the world to see them. And no trip to Butt-Crackistan would be complete without a daytrip to see the great Front Butt in the country’s largest forest.
The best time to travel to Butt-Crackistan is Mother Fucking Thanksgiving. At this time of the year, many people have seen Hermaphrodites and Bocce Balls in the countryside. The weather is usually Shit Stained, so it is the perfect time to Fuck. Just remember to pack Spanglish. You wouldn’t want to be high in the mountains without them!
The people of Butt-Crackistan are very Runny and enjoy showing tourists their local Dog Turds. Remember to bring your Spanglish, and you’ll have a great time in Butt-Crackistan. You might even bring the local tradition of Cliff Diving back home with you!