Mad Libs Monday – “An Odd Animal”
The Bearded Dan is an animal that has Piss Yellow fur with Menstrual Red spots on its Hairy Knees and Ass Cheeks . Its tail is shaped like a Dong which it uses to Masterbate it’s Super Hornio Brothers. An adult Bearded Dan may weigh more than A Fucking Billion pounds and stand over Two Fucking Trillion feet high.
The Bearded Dan can be found only in Giraffe-ganistan and Hippo-egypt. Although its favorite food is Rocky Mountain Bull’s Testicles, it also likes to eat Skanks. If you ever see a Bearded Dan, be sure not to ever sing “The Fucking Birthday Song.” That song makes it Butt Fuck. Instead, give it a few Rocky Mountain Bull’s Testicles and be on your way.