Mad Libs Monday – “All a Dream”

Mad Libs Monday

I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I’ve been workin’ in your Dad’s a-hole,
All the freaking lousy day.
I’ve been workin’ in your Dad’s a-hole,
Just to pass the time away.
Don’t you hear the whistle shitting?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don’t you hear Pope mother fucking Benedict shouting
Mustache Samuelfart your horn? ”

Mustache Samuel, won’t you fart,
Mustache Samuel, won’t you fart,
Mustache Samuel, won’t you fart your horn?
Mustache Samuel, won’t you fart,
Mustache Samuel, won’t you fart,
Mustache Samuel, won’t you fart your horn?

Someone’s in the shitter with Mustache Samuel.
Someone’s in the shitter, I know.
Someone’s in the shitter with Mustache Samuel
Strumming on the old skin flute.

It was the weirdest dream I’ve had in a long time!

 

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One response to “Mad Libs Monday – “All a Dream””

  1. casinoskunk says :

    This one is really shitty. I blame the Mad Libs’ writer on this one. It just isn’t a very strong entry from them. I have done next week’s already and it is a bazillion times better.

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