Two Nijas Enter, One Ninja Leaves…322
I know i’ve only seen one Mel Gibson movie in my life, and i shouldn’t be quoting his films, unless it is from “Signs”. But i feel that this journal entry deserves this subject heading.
Today i cleaned my car, head to toe. As many of you know, i have two Ninja brand ninjas in my car. The pink one that was given to me by Dylan, and a yellow one that was found at work. I found that you don’t mearly get a Ninja, you earn it. As you know it took Turlock about 1 year to earn his, and Matt 2 like two and a half years to receive his.
Well the reason i cleaned my car, was because it is going away. I don’t know where yet, but i am sure it will be miserable away from me.
I took the pink ninja out of the flap that covers my dashboard clock controls. it has lived there, ever since i had the “Grandmabile”. As for the yellow Ninja, he is tucked away on the back dash. He was wedged through the rubber molding that seals up my third brake light. Thanks to the Earth’s yellow sun, it is too hot to take tweezers, and retrieve the tiny yellow man. I decided that if i couldn’t get him out, he would continue to live there, for all of eternity. This is a fate that no “master of concealment”, would be ok with. He must forever live a life of shame.
I wish him the best, and i hope that the Green ninja, given to me by my wife, will not suffer as much as the yellow ninja did.
I am sure the green ninja will be totally happy with my new ride… “Tydirium”!